(412): I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
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caffery on Feb 2, 12 at 3:13pm
go Pittsburgh......
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ly0ntamer on Jan 27, 12 at 2:37pm
Lettuce, especially half-eaten, and tequila both do not last a year. And so what if you still had last years Halloween costume, I still I have the birthday suit from when I was born. It's just stretched a little since then.
reeln on Jan 28, 12 at 10:58am
..... stfu please