(715): if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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dmoney1234 on Jan 27, 12 at 2:40pm
You spelled cum wrong, said Jerry Sandusky
Mikedog48 on Jan 27, 12 at 3:02pm
Hahaha +1, but tooooo soon :)
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SauceQueen on Jan 27, 12 at 2:54pm
There is but one age the OP can be, my dear Watson, and that's 18.
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ly0ntamer on Jan 27, 12 at 2:34pm
I love this! Not sure why. It's irrelevantly relevant to life as we know it, but it's also so sophisticatedly full of shit that I believe it.
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agroupofninjas on Jan 28, 12 at 9:39am
@mikedog, its never too soon for pedophile jokes
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fluffybutt on Jan 27, 12 at 2:45pm
How is this even funny?
SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 28, 12 at 5:02am
It's funnier than your comment.
ownyourlife on Feb 10, 12 at 5:47pm
It's not... pretty dumb