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  NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!

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  Submitted by Soulburn on May 28, 13 at 3:35pm

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  • best response in years

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• And that kids, is how i met your mother.

  Submitted by gadawgs23 on May 29, 13 at 6:38pm

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• Female: "Blah blah blah blah blah..."\nMale: (whips out penis)\nFemale: "ooohhh...penis..." (silences)

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• This is how things got done before we invented language

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• Gets the job done without any explanation needed.

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