Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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What the hell is the desired result here? Get drunk, horny, and reek of shitty cinnamon whiskey and chips?
Cheese dust in your lady parts
Yeah, it's customary to wash your hands between activity one and two. Extra points for washing between two and three!
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