just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You're like the curious george of whores
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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