I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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