When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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