youre lurking in front of me
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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