The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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