: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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