that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I want to make a zoo with you.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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