Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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