I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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