Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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