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  • Master cunnilingus.

    Submitted by scarab on Aug 24, 12 at 6:06pm
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  • Buy a big truck to compensate.

    Submitted by JJdoggie on Aug 24, 12 at 5:28pm
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  • Well. Damn autocorrect.

    Submitted by Vardar on Aug 24, 12 at 4:16pm
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  • How can you be we'll below 6 inches? I mean below, maybe, but well below? 3 inches? I'm impressed. And scared.

    Submitted by Vardar on Aug 24, 12 at 4:15pm
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  • I swear, for most engineers, the more software you write, the smaller your dick gets.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 24, 12 at 4:17pm
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    • @cfreymarc -- That's because we programmers are always hunched over the keyboard. Also we tend to be fat.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 10, 12 at 10:20pm
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  • At least your honest

    Submitted by blueeyedbetty on Aug 24, 12 at 5:54pm
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  • Considering average for a white male is barely over 5 inches well below that isn't even funny,I just feel bad for the guy. He better his tongue game on point.

    Submitted by Chauncey666 on Aug 25, 12 at 3:10am
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  • Not really, but she'll find a boyfriend that will and you'll get to finance it.

    Submitted by porksword on Aug 24, 12 at 5:01pm
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  • So what your saying is your " that guy " money won't get you all the bitches but it will buy you temporary love you poor fuck

    Submitted by DIRTYDIFF on Aug 25, 12 at 7:35am
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  • Hahahahahahahahaha.....no.

    Submitted by insert_cock_here on Aug 25, 12 at 12:45am
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  • Fail

    Submitted by squibkick on Aug 24, 12 at 11:22pm
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  • Haha rice dick mother fucker

    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 24, 12 at 8:20pm
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  • Oh you'll still get a girl. A hot girl. But she'd rather suck your stupid, convict, degenerate brother with a long, fat cock than let you eat her pussy.

    Submitted by swallows on Aug 25, 12 at 2:22pm
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  • nick tamburello?

    Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on Jan 6, 14 at 10:37pm
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